The Very Thirsty Vampire (contains adult humor)

For fans ofThe Vampire Diaries, Dracula, or any original bloodsuckercomes a parody of the children’s classicThe Very Hungry Caterpillar

In this hilarious parody of a children’s classic,The Very Thirsty Vampirepresents a charming little fellow with a very specific kind of thirst. As he drinks his way through a variety of bartenders, baristas, wine stewards, soda jerks, and other venders of fine beverages who try to quench his thirst, he pines for something of more substance, finally finding it in a blood bank, where an unsuspecting technician finds out she’s just his type!

With vivid, playful art and amusing text,The Very Thirsty Vampirewill appeal to picture-book lovers of all ages. Adults will catch its slightly demented humor. Older kids who grew up on classic board books will love the fun of the parody. And all who appreciate the undead will adore this dashing bloodthirsty gentleman with a wicked sense of humor.